What is this?
- The new logo for a start-up health food brand
- The new logo of the Conservative Party (the political party in opposition to the Labour Government)
- The new logo of the Green Party
- A rough sketch done by popular gardener Alan Tichmarsh for his latest garden plus water feature
- Little Tommy’s crayon interpretation of his Mummy
- A tree
And the Answer is…
Somewhat unbelievably, b – The logo of the Conservative Party, the people who, the way things are going, will be back in charge of the country in a couple of years.
This is the whole thing:
Now I bet some of you will be looking this logo and thinking “That’s kinda nice”, and you’d be right, it is quite nice.
I’m also willing to bet that 99% of the people thinking that live abroad and have no clue about the Conservative Party and what they are like.
Without getting too political and in depth about the whole thing the Conservative Party, or Tories as the are popularly known, are right wing party that are generally seen as the the party of the upper classes. I’ll leave it for you to make your own minds up about what that means.
Their last logo (which is only just 12 months old) looked like this:
Which has, as the Guardian describes it, “more than a touch of old-school Soviet kitsch about it, and with a high-kick of Springtime for Hitler camp added for good measure.”
That replaced this very similar one:
This is image is/was known as the “Freedom Torch” and was introduced in 1977 by Margret Thatcher.
You get the idea I’m sure – the new tree logo is a bit of a departure.
I’m sure the Conservatives didn’t take the decision lightly, such a radical departure is a big deal – so what is their thinking?
Well a spokesperson said…
We consulted members across the country about our new identity. The values they wanted to see represented were strength, endurance, renewal and growth. We tested a large number of different images. The tree logo proved the overwhelming favourite.
The tree in question is actually an oak tree.
The oak tree was chosen because it represents solidity, tradition, friendliness towards the environment and Britishness.
So far, so good… but he then continues…
While the concept of the oak tree has proved popular, the portrayal chosen has aroused disappointment.
Some choice comments include:
It’s disappointing. It’s a really ugly thing. This looks like a smudge.
It looks like a three-year-old has been let loose with a crayon.
Oh dear, how predictable.
Now you may have noticed in that statement from the spokesman that the “oak tree was chosen because it represents… Britishness”.
Unfortunately that’s not exactly true. It represents Englishness, which if you ask any Scot or Welsh… well, actually don’t, the more extreme of them will give you smack!
It’s a serious thing, and it’s something the Tories may have overlooked slightly.
Have no fear! They have an alternative… two in fact.
Taller Darker Green Squiggle and Even Taller Even Darker Triangular Squiggle.
Or Sessile Oak (apparently the national tree of Wales – who knew!) and er… well some sort of Pine I suppose, I can’t find the official name.
Overall the Tories paid the agency Perfect Day £40,000 for these logos. Which, although a huge amount, is nothing compared to some of the rebranding you see.
What did the Tories get for their money?
Well, a nice looking logo.
I have to say I like it… it’s modern, fresh, contemporary, and conjures up really nice images of rolling green fields in the mind.
So… pretty much everything the Tories aren’t.
Hell, even a napalm manufacturer would be more appropriate!